thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

@[email protected] is the only one threatening to do anyone's hammy hinds

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Okay, but only cuz you've got an honest face.

Tonight, Jesus is gonna nail you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gimme dat pork butt

Someone's gonna be going "wee wee wee" tonight

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And 52,631 people are gonna have PTSD from seeing the 2/3 of a person mangled on their way in through the door

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well when you say it like that, I sound like a moron.

But I'm feeling stubbornly ignorant enough to support what I'm supposedly arguing.

The country of Kingdom loves Hawaii which is why they constantly spam my email. If you don't forward this message to 10 friends in the next two days, Jesus is gonna sneak into your room while you're sleeping and punch you in the stomach.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Lol, what? Yeah, the kingdom of Hawaii, right?

I can't tell if we're actually saying different things.

I thought that a country has to be recognized as a country by other countries whereas a kingdom has to... do... something different. And royalty or something?

Fuck it, let's go back to arguing. Yes! Kingdom!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (21 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

And when you do die, you won't see it coming!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really don't wanna upvote this, but I can't not

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I already didn't!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Engineer: I created new technology that can make us rich beyond our wildest dreams because of the number of people it'll benefit!

Billionaires: Let's tweak that a little. I'd rather decide who has to be poor

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What about me? Is it specifically for me? I'm super-entertained!

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