Such a great friend, she'll give you the pants off her butt
thefartographer
joined 1 year ago
Is she wearing pants?
I wouldn't trust Musk for anything!
Not for a million dollars, not for a Brazilian dollars, not even for a trillion dollars!
I'm Soviet Russia, don't fix broke you!
Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed
Have you ever met a toddler? Try doing peekaboo 4 times with a 3-year-old and then tell them you're bored. Unless you're willing to deal with screams for 16 hours, you're only about 996 peekaboos away from a satisfied toddler.
Locking an iphone for only 10 years sounds like a toddler with a short attention span.
Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt
Whoever says parents aren't hitting their kids enough either weren't abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.
Yelling "Meep morp... Zarrrp... Rooooobot"
How do they even afford to eat???
You're despicable
Apparently someone has never heard of latex or leather