I love your sweet boy, what's his name? I had a buddy with a bearded dragon named Mothra and I loved that little dude. RIP Mothra, you were taken way too soon.

Stop vilifying the poor, high subsidies and incentives for living in high-density housing including de-incentivizing predatory landlords, increase taxes on the rich, and a sliding scale of taxes on multiple properties with the lowest rates affecting the lowest value properties.

Did his dad even survive reentry from space?

No one is "too good for anyone" and no one is "beneath anyone." But anyone can certainly act that way!

Dive into it like Scrooge McDuck, obviously

I want this on a bumper sticker

Can you explain the rules? This game kinda sounds like it sucks.

You tell that robot! Go fuck yourself, metal mouth!

Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, LIKE YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE!

- Knocks phone over -

Fucking cheaters

You've obviously never played a board game with a narcissist. Flipping over the table and calling everyone, including the game they themselves purchased, cheaters is a totally expected move.

Enshitification