Sprinkle some crack on it
thefartographer
joined 1 year ago
Oh thank God. I've been having too much fun with generative technology and feeling way too safe. I need someone like Google to remind me that you have to pay for freedom. For a moment there, I almost had a happy thought! Terrifying...
Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You're an assbite; pardon my French.
I wish them the eternal feeling that they need to poop really badly that goes away with a tiny fart when they sit on the toilet. When they do finally poop, I hope it's uncomfortably girthy and sharp to the point of being paralyzing and it only happens when the nurse calls them back into the doctor's office for their appointment to address this exact issue. Then, I hope every car they get into to go home and clean themselves off has a dodgy throttle and only blasts hot, humid air.
How dare you combat my dismissive humor with well-said, thoughtful arguments!
I'm gonna upvote your comment, but while I do, I'm gonna be thinking about the words you said and how I've also allowed a misogynistic bias cause me to overlook Rose as the three-dimensional character that she is and it's all your fault!
Titanic truly was the strangest fan-fic softcore porn ever...
Mildlyinfuriating
When STRIKINGdebate2 doesn't recognize a free dog.
To whomever it may concern:
The fuck is that???
Dolphin noises intensify
Are you suggesting something like the tin cans with a string in the middle, but replacing the string with a hose. We're gonna need some government subsidies on our farts because eventually one of us is going to overproduce and kill the other in a horrific explosion.
The way I learned to remember it are
Aging
Burning
Cancer/Curing