thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I take pictures and I fart

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Look, I don't put up with it when my therapist says this shit to me and I'm certainly not gonna take it from some internet rando! Quit attacking me and say something funny about Taylor Swift's acorn tricorder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Look at me... I'm the Taylor Swift now!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I think OP is a cop and a Swifty. That's known as a Copy. OP, are you a Copy? You know you have to tell me you're a Copy if someone asks you if you're a Copy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Congratulations, Tony. You've invented a new ~~element~~ tragedy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Shut up guys, it's not funny! I have wyze!

- googling "how to uninvite a vampire" -

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

After my nerve damage: there are some mistakes you can only make once.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Grunka lunka dunkety deconomics

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Buzzfeed: 10 tweets proving your new pizza oven hates The Pentagon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dealy Stan: Reeling in the Yeets

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THEY'RE HURTING THE DEFENSELESS MONEY???

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm thinking around 6

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