thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, put your bar in my holes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

My doctor says I should reduce my cholesterol and sodium intake. No salted hash for me, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The People's Front of Fremen, Fremen People's Front, the Fremen People's Popular Front, the Campaign for a Free Arrakis, and the Popular Front of Fremen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's so fucking cursed...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I can help you with this!

In one, Cary Elwes plays a character who leaves his home but returns to save his true love from a corrupt king who is trying to force her to marry him. Along the way, he fights and then befriends a giant man who is friends with a man who is especially skilled with blades. He ultimately succeeds by cheating death and then placing the evil king in a precarious situation.

In the other, Cary Elwes plays a character who leaves his home but returns and then meets his true love who he must save from a corrupt king who is trying to force her to marry him. Along the way, he fights and then befriends a giant man who is friends with a man who is especially skilled with blades. He ultimately succeeds by cheating death and then placing the evil king in a precarious situation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

"Man who builds cars that crash themselves with passengers inside accuses technology company of not prioritizing humans"

He's not wrong, but we should just eat all of them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This was one of the best reads I've had in a long time. Clicking the links to related articles is highly recommended.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Someone, somewhere is bound to be offended.

NO I'M NOT! WHY WOULD YOU PERSONALLY ATTACK ME LIKE THAT???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Well well, look who has a particularly talented nephew. If they can do such a great job, then why'd you even ask a fartographer in the first place??? Quit trying to low-ball the professionals out of the business!

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