tektite

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I believe it's "dumb fucks" if history is anything to go by.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Savers is the same as Value Village and it's a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They're not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Congrats! When's the wedding?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone's responsibility!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana'i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

ADHD contains twelve "r's"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A whole dollar?? You'll bankrupt spez at that rate!! How ever will he catch up to Jeff and the Muskrat if he's out here giving these "users" the money he wants to keep?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ah, of course! It has been far too long since I've watched My Cousin Vinny and I shall take this as a sign that it's time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are all of your clients cats or just that one?

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