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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I guess if you have diseases then yes you might feel like a bag of smashed rocks at 40 which could understandably make your entire personality based on that diagnosis. However, people that don't have diseases and who take care of their bodies when they are younger tend to not feel like shit in old age. Most people do not have arthritis at 40.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or if you know how to track stand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Modern bikers use tubeless systems which don’t generally have flats. They are filled with a compound that plugs up holes as soon as they happen. You only get flats for large holes or sidewall punctures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Alternatively I’m 40 and have none of these. Take care of your body young bucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m 40 and experience none of these. Y’all gotta workout and/or stretch some more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I drink water in the AM yet i haven’t sprouted feathers or a tuxedo so I feel slightly ripped off.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Remember folks, if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn’t.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

When your stepmother smokes Camels and you get used as a subtle jab in the divorce.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Why couldn't someone set up a script to install, uninstall, and reinstall Unity games on a loop? That would fuck with their numbers hardcore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's how I feel when my bank sends me a dividend deposit. It's usually like 20 cents in a year because my account only really ever has money in it for 3-5 days a month.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know that pigs have corkscrew shaped penises? This is just a replica...for training purposes....

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Every song by Johnny is a banger.

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