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Not even once

Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

Collect antiquities

Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.

Narrator: they won’t.

I’d guess the Toyota one is just coincidental.

Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.

Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!

Came to the comments for this 👍

This guy fences and / or thieves.

But we aren’t intelligent without human training, either…

For that freshed squeezed

Freshly squeezed.

For me, the typo on this button ruins its capacity for joy.