shortypants

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

I poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.