rotopenguin

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go watch Die Hard, The Day Of The Jackal, Rope, Seven Samurai, The Martian. It is possible to write a movie that isn't moved forward by passing around the idiot ball. Characters can take reasonable actions, and still have stuff go wrong and have to take new reasonable actions to adjust.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Political power akctually flows from the collimator-matrix of a phaser.

But a gun? Puh-lease.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You missed their flirting because a good portion of your highschool class discovered that the absolute funniest gag in the world is to "flirt" with you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are they even putting in there that's cheaper than friggin POTATOES?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pringles are like gelatin sheets that melt-in-your-mouth into a sad version of instant mashed potato flakes.

Walmart has a surprisingly good house-brand of crinkle cut. Aldi has a lot of fine or great or occasionally horrifying chips (try the bratwurst). Utz makes a lot of good chips. Middleswarth, ohh that's the God of chips.

There are so many better potato products that aren't made of pressed potato eyebuds and anuses. There is no excuse for putting up with Pringles.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of these games now also have a whiteout image that you're calibrating at the same time.

Buddy, that's not gonna stop me from cranking it up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let us not forget the man behind the miracle. He went on to invent so much more than that, too!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Did you know that property transfers below 12000ft are non-taxable? Few people know that tax laws have a little glitch where they do not apply below 12000ft.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'll let Donnie slide on this one

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"Anywhere between zero and one" kills me every time

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