rotopenguin

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shaking hands with St. Peter, slipping him a crisp $20: I think everything's all set here, don't you Pete? C'mon, open up those big beautiful pearly gates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

You're right, the post should have been nothing but a link to X

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

The more EA adds "in-kernel rootkits" to their games, the more powerful Linux becomes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Hey, at least my feelings are accurate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Could be a neutrino strike.

(Or it could be an N64 memory expansion pack being flaky because damn they were flaky. It doesn't matter that your game isn't actually using the extended memory, it's still shitting all over the RAMBUS).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Read the fine print on that agreement

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Torque wrenches are still banned, of course. You could really bean somebody with one of those.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Someone that I love is very, definitely French.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Lol I just leveled up to "stick that spits out dozens of tiny rocks very fast"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

chuckling: Afghanistan may be the graveyard of other empires, but I'm built different

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago

Nah m8, the Wojak looks too human to be him

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