I almost never wear hats unless it's very cold out and I need a winter hat. So, it would have been a wooly knit hat to keep my head warm.
*This does not include when my spouse and I are shopping at a clothing place and we try on goofy hats off the rack for the lulz.
Not a lie, it's how I remember it working (and complained about at the time) but it's entirely possible they changed things since I deleted.