rimmedalpha

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

*Only available in US markets

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They'll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but at least Soylent Green is organic.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, the CCM: "CEO Childcare Manager"

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So you don't like actually driving.