quinkin

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I'm smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I'm stupid enough to believe that doesn't apply to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In this case it is a form of Transmissible Cancer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

So the ladies can check out the men's plumage as they perform a dance off.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

improves device pairing

V6 seems a little soon for this unnecessary feature. Maybe push it back a few versions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Am I married to you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Cluster Headaches.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Would you like to review our app?: Yes or Not Now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fatty I am told.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Young dude sitting waiting for a train flicking a bic lighter until it exploded in his hand.

Old lady fell off the platform between two cars while the train was still rolling. Had all the toes on one foot crushed and cut off. The sock was still intact so when we helped the conductor pull her back up it was just a bloody tube of sock with... stuff at the bottom.

Train stopped in the middle of nowhere after it hit a horse. The train won.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One extra feature most of these have is small=3L, large=6L, large but hold the button down=9L.

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