quinkin

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

So the ladies can check out the men's plumage as they perform a dance off.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

improves device pairing

V6 seems a little soon for this unnecessary feature. Maybe push it back a few versions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Am I married to you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cluster Headaches.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Would you like to review our app?: Yes or Not Now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fatty I am told.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Young dude sitting waiting for a train flicking a bic lighter until it exploded in his hand.

Old lady fell off the platform between two cars while the train was still rolling. Had all the toes on one foot crushed and cut off. The sock was still intact so when we helped the conductor pull her back up it was just a bloody tube of sock with... stuff at the bottom.

Train stopped in the middle of nowhere after it hit a horse. The train won.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One extra feature most of these have is small=3L, large=6L, large but hold the button down=9L.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wombat. The power to take square shits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to need some more details. Is reality shirtless on a horse?

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