puffy

Windows 10 was hated too when it came out. And 11 improves the UI by a lot, this is where they fix the control panel.

Poor performance, execution model limitations, lack of static typing (although they seem to be working on that), and general legacy cruft.

Don't compare PHP to Node, Ruby or Python, they also have problems. I think Go is currently the best choice for a web backend; an objective evaluation of PHP and Go would certainly put Go ahead. If you know PHP, you can pick up Go in a day or two, so I don't think that's a great reason to keep using PHP either.

Usage statistics are a highly misleading, software projects take several years to develop and a majority will fail. Looking at current usage tells you the most popular choice from 5 years ago, not today. Over 90% of video games published in the last 5-10 years use Unity or UE4, but these probably aren't the best choices today.

It wasn't fresh coffee though

They don't make it fresh for every customer, it's heated up to almost boiling temperature.

Oh hi Mark

A single delivery truck carries 100-200 packages, if everyone drives to the store instead, you'd have 100+ cars on the road. There is a huge difference.