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How does Majoras mask affect Trump stuff? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

If he wins, we'll all wish the moon would start colliding with earth.

What does cognitive dissonance mean? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

There's a great comic by The Oatmeal that explains it more thoroughly, and it's an amusing read.

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All the animals on the African savanna got together for a meeting (lemmy.world)
 

but they couldn't start because someone was missing. Who was it?

It was the giraffe. It's still stuck in the fridge.

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.

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How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? (lemmy.world)
 

Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Check the other comments :)

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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? (lemmy.world)
 

Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

Who is your favorite artist and what song/album would you recommend? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I'll give you a couple choices:

Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.

Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.

To the Quick - a solid instrumental.

When did the Pirate Bay become full of malvertising? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 days ago (8 children)

If you're browsing for torrents without a serious adblocker... why?

Android apps are blocking sideloading and forcing Google Play versions instead in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won't run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn't install it, but still.

Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.

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I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it. (lemmy.world)
 

It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

What is the (subjectively) weirdest word in the English language? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like the linguists got drunk.

"No no no no no... iss'not a ball, issa sphhhere"

Why does a mirror only flip left and right but not high and low? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

No, the other answers explain why.

Why does a mirror only flip left and right but not high and low? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tilt your head 90 degrees to one side. Bam! Now it flips up and down.

TIL that in 2006, a woman named Edith Macefield turned down a reported offer of $1 million to sell her 108-year-old farmhouse to make way for a commercial development in the Ballard neighborhood in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

What's your favourite smartphone manufacturer and/or favourite smartphone? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My banking app is fine on it. It won't run Microsoft Authenticator, but if my company wants me available, they can buy me a separate phone.

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What did you have to learn the hard way? (lemmy.world)
 

Bonus points if someone warned you and you went ahead anyway.

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In the heart of the Rocky Mountains was a monastery. (lemmy.world)
 

It was founded by a group of monks from the southern USA. Rather than building a chapel, they chose to live in a series of underground tunnels. The nearest town only saw the elusive monks once a year, when they would break their usual stoic diet and make traditional southern fried chicken for everyone in town.

They were known as the deep friars.

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