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If you add hot water to corn starch, you're gonna have a bad time. And clumps.

(Use cold water to make the paste, then add that to the heated liquid you want to thicken via corn starch, FYI.)

Diddy *

We're pretending that a serial pedo, self-proclaimed rapist, career fraudster, and all-around fuckclown is eligible for presidency, so why are you so fucking surprised?

Y'all russian trolls are getting lazier and lazier. They send your more senior trogs to the front already? How long until y'all've trained your chatbot replacements, I wonder? You got any escape plans brewing, yet? Personally, I'd suggest you get on that ASAP. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

Sure was the last time we watched live news in school. 😶

Should I ADHDad some more? 🤣

Fun fact, all humans (most vertebrates, IIRC?) develop the tissue that forms their two primary sphincters before pretty much anything else — and the mouth is second in that process. Every single one of us is an asshole first. 🖖🏽

Bahahaha! That's awesome! Like a goddamn Punch Wizard, imposing your will on reality through raw grind. Sure, a simple misconception started it all, but that determination, that single-minded focus? Most impressive, young you. 🤘🏽

The human tongue is one of the first things to form, preceding the brain.

That's some millennial talk right there.