ooklamok

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If I'm ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh! I didn't know about the number!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Here's a list from the creator. I'm not sure if they're all always there:

"Here is the semi-official list of symbols, more or less in order of frequency of use: eyeball, piece of pie, alien, dynamite, K2, upside-down bird, bunny head, crown, single shoe, arrow in the back.

They began in 1996 when I decided out of boredom to draw a little bird sitting on a shelf where it didn’t really belong"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Did you know that every Bizarro comic has a hidden eyeball (bottom right), alien (top right) and piece of pie (can't find it in this one)?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

And always disconnect while you're in the middle of speaking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can always tell a Milford man.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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