nik282000

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

iDevices are a cult. Same as Facebox, Instapot and TicTac.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you have a Razor? Best phone I ever had.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Fuck them. Life should be hard for the lazy and ignorant.

[continuously makes life hard for himself]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dude, I work with a bunch of kids who have_never_owed_a_computer, either an iPhone or iPad from birth until their 20s. Having to explain how to use a computer to some one 15 years younger than me make me want to rip out my rapidly greying beard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

All the "paid thinkers" I know spend their careers explaining how every ongoing problem is not their fault, and that the people above and below them should have foreseen the problems that have only just now occurred.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Many moons ago, my family went to a cottage every summer where they would oil the roads to keep them from wearing. I'm not sure what it was exactly but it was for sure a petroleum product by the smell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

God damned roofers spilled gas on my lawn. I had to dig down almost a foot to get rid of the contaminated soil.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have one of their all-in-one colour toner machines for my GF's business, it's awesome. Scanning to an SFTP share means she can just feet a stack of paper into it and get a PDF in her Documents/Scans directory.

AND fun fact, there are no lasers in "laser printers" they all use 1D LED arrays to transfer the image data to the drum. Only the early toner based printers used a real laser and they were operating almost like a CRT, scanning a raster onto the drum.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am a sovereign citizen and do not recognize your authority!

  • Rusty Shackleford, probably
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I put the wheels on one side a notch lower than the other and alternate directions when you mow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2.3l engine, truck smaller than an average suv, drive like a grandma.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except for the magnolia tree and vegetable garden cleary visible in the photo...

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