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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago

No, no. You see, Recall runs locally. It's "edge computing". Which would imply to me that it runs on my router...? Anyway, it's not the cloud, it's edge and AI and surely super cyber, too (whatever that means). My point is, I could give you many more buzzwords, so don't worry. You won't need Wireshark ever again, just ask the AI if your network is secured. 👍

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Are you seriously ill, but don't want to leave a ton of medical debts to your family?

Then donate your brain tissue to BrainCloud™! Instead of costing your family a lot of money, you might make them Millionaires* and also reduce CO2 emissions of world leading AI applications! Leaving a better world for our children!
And who knows, maybe you will even enjoy thinking about chat bot responses in weird nightmarish ways for the rest of what might seem like an eternity.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (5 children)

But why? Did Intel make a deal with the board manufacturers? Is this tradition from the days when they build boards themselves?

I thought they just didn't care and wanted as little restrictions for their chip design as possible, but if this actually works without drawbacks, that theory is out the window.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

So 50% success rate! I can pull 10 pp slides from that, asking for more resources to do more AI!
Now, where's MY COKE!?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

I can see an infinite number of meetings with management figures and/or investors asking:

"Everyone in tech is talking about AI and we are tech, hightech even so, are we not? So, what do we / what does your department do with AI?"

It's like millions of voices silently crying out in pain.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, if you write for those outlets, you are training your replacement?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know what else lasts 10 years? That's right! Our extended car warranty and I am glad to have finally reached you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you become their costumer - joke's on you, because now you are paying them to pay Google.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago

True. Still I think it is not possible to have too much public attention, when it comes to evil corporate stuff. Keep a light on these mf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I upvoted the post, but unwillingly and only because of the title!

joins slow clap

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Oh how humorous.

Well, zins zer are no games with Germans in zem, we'll never know what ze meme would look like with zem.
What a pitty, but ze meme is FINISHED!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So, when I want the void to point back at me, do I have to loop over void* or over NULL?
And how many iterations?

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