mrkite

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would fix that bug but the complete rewrite that management has had me working on for the past two years will make it obsolete anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Mom, put down the phone, I'm using the modem!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's when you break out valgrind because you certainly are using uninitialized memory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm trying to remember the last time I actually had a core file. I think core dumps have been disabled by default on Linux since at least 2000.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I don't use Ruby anymore, but I still use irb everyday as a command line calculator.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Tradition is just dead people's baggage. Doug Stanhope.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Known to cause heisenbugs. They're bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah back before github existed, we used sourceforge to host opensource, and you had to use CVS. Then later Subversion.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

One of the people reverse engineering the M1 GPU for Asahi Linux is a catgirl vtuber: https://www.youtube.com/asahilina

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nah.. wrap entire templates in @if statements.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 10 months ago (13 children)

It's kinda amazing how someone can work so hard to sabotage their own public image.

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