misterundercoat

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 184 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Mushroom mushroom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Where would horses go?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

He fortunately avoided the train, but unfortunately still owns a Tesla.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

No it's a call of duty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I don't get it. The guy on the right is just wearing a blank shirt?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Genetics, steroids, makeup, lighting, and getting paid to work out. Don't beat yourself up, bro.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"You might enjoy F1 racing, but I value fuel-efficient commuters more."

We can like both things.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago

Is "dozens" a large amount?

Never-nudes: no

Safety flaws in aircraft production: yes

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Coulda bought 8 of these instead, just sayin'

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