mindaika

I’d be cool with starting a car company for as little as $1M salary; I don’t even need equity, just a couple hundred mil to get it started

Where’s Snoop when you need her?

Ads are not useful for consumers ever

Wouldn’t that be something: we choke to death trying to create a supercomputer to tell us to stop doing exactly that

True irony

It’s probably easier to righteously quit your job after a decade of collecting senior executive salary

Also: physics?

Slavery!

That’s why it’s the color that it is

Edit: my bad, I guess it’s shaped like the coast of Africa

“Yale Colon” seems like something you get first year by eating in Connecticut

AGI: “Climate change odds caused by humans. I am deploying a fix for this from Minot”

Another idea: ditch Twitter and learn to play the ukulele instead

On one hand, I think that kind of shit is lame AF, but on the other hand if someone wanted pay me $200/hr to paint my hog green and vacuum in green Luigi hat, you know I’d be down

Wireless Hidelity?