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Please and thank you.

Be me with a Singaporean accent. I hate it and I’m thinking of getting a vocal coach to learn proper diction.

As per Hollywood, rip out the SIM card, break into two, hurl your phone to the ground and curb stomp it thrice. That should be enough sanitization.

I’m almost afraid to admit, but I dig it.

You leave my E89 Z4 alone!

That everyday we move closer to finding a cure for male pattern baldness.

On StackOverflow: “never mind, figured it out.”

Zero gang represent!

Yo she alright but does she even know how to exit vim

I will always shill for Bitwarden and will die on this hill. Free for most features and for $10 a year you get TOTP generation and the integration is so bloody well thought-through. Insane value and two thumbs up (or three, if I move to Fukushima).

finally gonna realize how fucking lonely I am

I don't know, have you tried checking out the hot singles in your area? /s

Can confirm. My adopted rag doll mix does this to my hands. Grab and flipper kick till submission. RIP my hands.