mcqtom

joined 1 year ago

Heh, got em in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Genuinely thought this was some Scottish bullshit for a minute.

Trump says Tim Cook called him to complain about the European Union in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

the data does not lie in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

realistic community chest card in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

Playboy image from 1972 gets ban from IEEE computer journals in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The weird part is in the mirror.

Do you remember what your first ever favorite song was? What was it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I really dug It's All Been Done but the Barenaked Ladies. Still do.

How often had I overlooked women's contributions ? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

That's just what Big February wants you to think.

What would a magnitude 15 earthquake be like? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'm in the living room!

What would a magnitude 15 earthquake be like? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Magnitude -4 earthquake hit my house today.

What is something small that you do that confuses other people whenever they see you doing it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The Martin Sheen? Or something less majestic?

Have mercy on our souls in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

Yes, but you didn't feel the need to add a note about how you pronounced it just now. And I don't care if you know how to say it right. Doesn't matter in text.