matchphoenix

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You know it's true in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I’ve acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!

I think this is my favorite sentence I've ever read on Lemmy

History is fascinating in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

They certainly didn’t.

Slay in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Forget Paris Fashion Week, I want to go to Okeechobee Fashion Week.

He's gone now. He said we should find another format to replace this one. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Obligatory fuck that guy

Broadcaster: I heard a rumor that he even has some hair left and those are his original teeth. Incredible. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).

The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.

Maurice in c/[email protected]