fucking love chocolonely. the random bar shapes give my mouth good feels
match
content warnng: Magic The Gathering
facts: a couple of weeks ago the commander rules committee, the independent group that governs the popular Commander format, started receiving death threats after they banned some boring ass broken cards (jeweled lotus? dockside extortionist? nobody is ride or die for those)
as a result, the rules committee turned over control of the format to Wizards of the Coast / Hasbro, the makers of magic the gathering
fact: last year after some magic the gathering content was leaked, Hasbro send literal pinkertons to harasss the youtuber leaking it and recover the leaked goods
conspiracy theory: hasbro hired the pinkertons to make those death threats against the rules committee so that hasbro could seize control ove the most popular independent format of magic
twitter is dead and a shit zombie stands where it was
i hope musk buys it and loses another $100 billion
it's me, the spooky bogeywoman
I'm both of these
the word "karen" should never have been allowed to escape confinement
she probably is cool as hell actually
if NL gets annihilated by some climate related disaster, can the rest of the world claim hubris
the middle class in America goes up to fucking $50 million dollars, Elon Musk could still have these minor millionaires killed for looking at him wrong
what times do you think might be wrong?
my children full of sea water