This happened with my friend group and Deathly Hallows. We all read a fake leaked copy before the book came out and made our own personal injokes, like how insane it would be if Harry broke into the Bank and just started flinging Unforgivable Curses at random goblins, or if ANYTHING bad happened to us we'd say *Oh no, Dobby!" and someone would follow up with "We spend two full chapters mourning Dobby."
it was not a fake leak
no there is certainly worse
i could answer all these questions except the gender, what does that count for
(it was a white reflective crystal ball being pushed off a half-cloth-covered wooden table by a wizard with a tall hood, beard, and tits)
hm, i agree with that poster; surely there's an explanation for random attacks on civilians that covers both china and the US?
nobody has ever felt inner peace wearing a button shirt and tie
In conclusion, please send the UN to fix us
sankara and luxembourg are both 10/10s
"jojoba oil" is apparently pronounced different than i thought 😭
oh absolutely yes, turns out I'm not the only queer person in the world
13 years old on vacation with my parent is the only time i made a suicide attempt so yes i would say so
dress the bat in a series of pride socks so it cycles through them all if they keep grabbing the bat