lobsticle

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I wonder if they're a publicly traded company. Given the choice between this company trying to compete in the marketplace against Apple versus a guaranteed revenue stream from licensing and royalty fees (and likely a lucrative one at that), I'm pretty sure I know which the shareholders would pick. If this company ends up doing the former and going under, I can just smell the shareholder lawsuit that would ensue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My bad, I just naturally assume everyone knows of this amazing commercial. Go to Google or YouTube and search "Folgers incest" or "Folgers brother sister" and enjoy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Very disappointing not to see an #if 0 (my personal go-to for decades) in this meme. 😞

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sundar Pichai would like to know your location

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Paul Simon has so many hard-hitting lyrics across his entire catalog. I'm sure I could find something from just about any album, but for me, what comes instantly to mind is this line from "The Cool, Cool River": "And sometimes, even music/ Cannot substitute for tears".