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IIRC, you can run the Xiaomi unlocking software in wine: https://www.hardreset.info/devices/redmi/redmi-9c/faq/faq/xiaomi-bootloader-unlock-miui10/

knockoffs like Brave

I plan to, which pisses off Doctor Evil's Democrats.

Good, get it all offline so the LLM Assholes can't use it.

Dunno! I haven't been to Twitter since Elon bought it and activated our scorched-earth protocols. Twitter hasn't been accessible on any device in our network since then.

Queer folks have a bad habit of falling in love with people on the other side of the country.

Yes.

They expected companies not to make badly-designed not-phones that depend entirely on internet services, most of which will undoubtedly be shuttered by the end of the year.

It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD

We already don't, our choices are dictated to us by the executive boards that act as America's unelected central planning committees.

You mean Orwell's classic anti-capitalist novel wherein a worker's rebellion against tyrannical bosses is betrayed by capitalist pigs who re-create the farm's original conditions for their own profit?

You should read his "Homage to Catalonia", Orwell fought against capitalists in Spain's civil war and wrote a book about his experiences there.

The internet is a government project. Without "Communism" you wouldn't even have a single website, imagine that.

Crypto is just as insecure as credit cards. The whole point of the blockchain is that everyone can see all transactions.