It can answer questions as well as any person.
The 7th grader and plagiarism comment make me think you haven't played with them much or really tested them.
Of course I have, my employer has me shoehorning ChatGPT into everything, and I agree with what the research says: Children can answer questions better than LLMs can.
https://techxplore.com/news/2023-12-artificial-intelligence-excel-imitation.html
Stochastic plagirism is still plagirism.
See also, Left 4 Dead's "Director" system. https://left4dead.fandom.com/wiki/The_Director Pretty sute that qualifies as prior art.