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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

When you get a new hammer...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The money good

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This also causes the days to be longer. Moving all that ice from Haley's Comet increased the mass of the Earth.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The answer is a map or dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Specifically 117.0.1 (117.1 on android)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And just like gambling, the only way to win is not to play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

PHP (and jQuery)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna tell your boss you said that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully with net neutrality, we won't have an Amtrak situation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could also be "The Boys" when

spoilerSoldier Boy came home from being kidnapped by the Soviets to beat up his son, Homelander, who he didn't know about.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you want to read about serious issues, don't look at babylon bee or the onion. You won't find any serious articles there.

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