jerkface

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What other social media platforms do you frequent? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A couple pixelfed instances, my pleroma instance, and my peertube instance. Oh, and yt but I no longer publish there

TIL that a high school in Pennsylvania issued an Apple MacBook to each of its 2,306 students, then remotely activated the webcams to spy on the students at home. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Just don't. So many problems solved. Potentially infinite problems solved.

Fellow Americans, when did you realize the "America is #1!" propaganda they feed us was a lie? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

yes what would commoners do without empty sophistry to get them through the day

What keyboard layout do you use? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Wicki-Hayden and Terpstra. Life-changing! Try them:

https://keyboard.snelgrove.science/

There's definitely a distinction in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Kinda like that ONE time someone called someone gay and nothing like the billions of other times. Got it, how could I have ever been confused.

Has it occurred to you that maybe I object to that, too? It's not okay just because it's Putin.

There's definitely a distinction in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I guess when I hear people derisively calling someone gay, I just think to myself, "They mean the bad kind of gay, they're not talking about me."

There's definitely a distinction in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No. There is not a distinction. We've been working for decades to make weird okay. Fuck them for throwing us under the bus.

Does everyone hate Google now? | Google's story over the last two decades has been a tale as old as time: enshittification for growth in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

By context "we" refers to google.

What's the oldest technology you continue using? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Agriculture

Is there anything you've *never* done, that wouldn't be believed when sharing this with others? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I've played hockey. You can't touch me, the covenant still holds.

Is there anything you've *never* done, that wouldn't be believed when sharing this with others? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've never had sex with a virgin.

Is there anything you've *never* done, that wouldn't be believed when sharing this with others? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I've never watched a hockey match, which is our local religion.

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