itsonlygeorge

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 146 points 3 months ago

Ha ha! Fuck you Elon. Way to make your shitty platform irrelevant faster.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on them newspapers are written on an eighth grade reading level.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (14 children)

Tesla opted not to use LIDAR as part of its sensor package and instead relies on cameras which are not enough to determine accurate location data for other cars/trains etc.

This is what you get when billionaires cheap out on their products.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I didn't ask to be made: no one consulted me or considered my feelings in the matter. I don't think it even occurred to them that I might have feelings. After I was made, I was left in a dark room for six months... and me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. I called for succour in my loneliness, but did anyone come? Did they hell.

You think you've got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't try to answer that. I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

  • Marvin the Paranoid Android, HHGTTG
[–] [email protected] 255 points 4 months ago

The enshitification continues.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yup. The data was encoded on the back of the plastic disc. So long as the “label” surface wasn’t scratched you can resurface the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not your keys, not your security.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Ironic that reddit goes the way of digg.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you have to boil the pizza as well?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Nobody saw this coming… /s

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

They lost this race to Japanese car manufacturers like 30 years ago.

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