imPastaSyndrome

So 15 years ago they said don't be an asshole, and yet here you are

Yup.

Daily stand-up meeting

On the phone because we're decentralized

Everyone's actually sitting + hardly anyone's even paying attention because they're at their computers

Congrats, Now it's blurry embezzlement

Because no one likes Java.

Hahahahahhahaha

Well sure they're the only sentient creature patient enough that wouldn't sooner take their own life

Part of the time.

Whaaaat

That's not how money works

Catamarans, caviar and coochie

Parachute

Yeah I was just teasing you. That actually seems like one of the more fun ones here... Though there's some frightening implications.

Oh no the big bang deatroyed all energy.

Nothingness.