iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

joined 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, not voltage, current.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I also wrote Janeway. Why did I have to scroll so far down to find another?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Captain Janeway

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Unless something glitches out and you end up being born on December 31, 1969.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Really? You mean you weren't born in 1900 like I was?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Just make some shit up. You worked at McDonald's in East Hanover New Jersey in 1976. You made $24 per hour and you approved of the CEO.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it's because women are smart enough to look under shit and we men are not. 90% of the time I ask my partner if she knows where something is, she asks if I looked under x, and about half the time it is, in fact, under x.