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Oh I don't doubt that at all

through the power of ✨ linguistic descriptivism 💫

The problem clearly wasn't the wiki page

Thanks to the magic of time zones, both the people advocating for and against hammer use and the observer all had different wall clock times

Yes

You live and learn. At any rate, you live

I dunno, I make dumber ones pretty regularly 😅

That's probably what we call a "mistake"

And I didn't ask to be here in the first place

The diet; the microplastics that you eat, drink and breathe; the endocrine disruptors that you huff from your home's PCB-finished wood floor, or dishwasher detergent buildup inside you; extremely hygienic environments which make for overeager immune systems; pollution; the pesticides that Monsanto assured you are totally safe and go great with their proprietary genemodded sterile cereals which they also assure are totally safe; the near-eternal organofluorides you get exposed to because there's a chemical plant 100km upriver with a gung-ho attitude towards waste disposal, and all the slightly scratched Teflon pans you kept using because it's fine; or the trillion other things we're doing to fuck up just about literally everything that lives anywhere on this planet, including our own sorry asses

I'm middle-aged so I've already had more than my fair share of fun (I'm great at taking the 'fun' out of 'too much fun'), but I think my warranty expired a few years ago. I got a new and exciting autoimmune disorder and this stupid meat suit is almost literally self-destructing

Huh, interesting. Seems like something that wouldn't happen just with ostriches