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Yes.

I already ate more sugar than I should have. I'm not going to drink the runoff. I also don't drink the mostly-salt broth from instant ramen.

Not to be dramatic, but I'd rather die.

My wife and I have done White Castle table service every year since we've been together, except for the year they didn't do it because of covid.

It's a lot of fun, but I don't think there will be tables available on this short notice.

Jokes aside, I would murder a coworker with my bare hands on the third instance of this.

I love their recipe for no bake cookies, though! Just 12-15 minutes at 375°, and you're good to go.

I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read--and it's mind-boggling that even I read it--that you referred to "December 2022."

As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?

Thank you in advance.

Being from Minnesota, USA, this question just sounds so odd to me.

Clearly, there are regions where it doesn't snow and that lots & lots of people live in those regions. But reading the question is so jarring!

Chocolate milk.

I don't get it often, but I get psyched when I decide it's time.

I microwave at lower power settings for longer times, and I stop to stir and taste at regular intervals. My microwaved food is usually the temperature I want it to be.

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The closest shoe repair place to me is 60 miles away these days 😔 It's not like I live in a small town, either! I remember when there was one in every second or third strip mall. It's not like it's tricky to order a bottle of Obenauf's online, but I miss being able to just be like, "I better swing off at this random place to pick some up while I'm thinking about it."