gullible

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I’ve held many names, but my most recent moniker is Hellman. Hellman’s mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My tastes run deeper than skin and excretions. Only tainted minds can even discern where the sensuality begins and ends, the flickering myriad coaxing froth only from souls who peered long into the abyss. The decadent ecstasy afforded to we few is as delicious as it is unknowable. Do not search, do not query, if one is worthy then it will seek you out.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I sincerely wish that were the case. The proliferation of Ring doorbells, Alexa speakers, and overall lack of tech literacy really hampers any signs of general outcry. Our collective screech barely registers as a whimper in the grand scheme.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

This is what separates the casual weebs from the professional otakus.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (10 children)

I do too much curating to have my lists leaked. If you want access to my excellent tastes, I require payment in advance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

One of the positives of the AI ad page shitshow defining current search engines is that pirating written content has never been easier. In all likelihood, there’s a full site rip visible by simply searching for the contents of an article, recipe, book, whatever. Bonus, no ads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In practical terms, they would have to live either underwater or underground for the real estate. Underwater, it would either be some variety of octopus, which we would make an enemy of almost immediately, or a cetacean, which would be poached to extinction within a few years. Leave the octopus alone, approach the mammal and advise them to swim the fuck away. Quickly. I’m not sure what might be stewing underground and I’m not sure I’d want to know.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“o_o”

Do you not understand what that means to ethnic Koreans? It’s derived from the 1940s Japanese expressicon often used after they dressed slaves like animals to amuse themselves. The Koreans were no longer people in their eyes, they were less. Less than human, less than even beasts. They were servile dolls to be toyed with and discarded, which reflected in the Japanese refusing to use names or even the word “who.” The progenitor of your emote was often used as follows:

“(。O ω O。) what is this?”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If silksong is bad, I’m legitimately going to have an existential crisis.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Never doubt your ability to be influenced by propaganda. The technique that broke the internet in 2015, lying and then confirming the lie more convincingly with a second account, is still very successful today.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The overwhelming majority of users who came from Reddit seem to be ~19 and lack any degree of EQ, for better and worse. It’s homogenized into the old Reddit crowd but slightly more progressive, which has perplexed me. I still prefer it here, it’s an objectively better time sink than Reddit, especially since they switched their algorithm to cater to fake stories and celebrities. When AITA comes here, I’m moving to mastodon.

Edit: you’re welcome to downvote, it doesn’t change the very noticeable inability to recognize “stallman was right”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
  1. To be able to convince anyone of anything, without reservations, whenever I choose

  2. That I can never be forcefully contained within any construct or vessel, allowing me to leave whenever I like and return as I please.

  3. Become a genie

  4. Iunno, whatever I feel like convincing the first person to rub my completely voluntary lamp to wish for.

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