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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Even more worth a laugh is the Surface presentation where both the presentation model and the backup froze within a minute of each other.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or just say “macOS master race” anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Just adding to this, toner printers are ideal if you’re printing only a few items per year. If ink dries, it makes for some intensely frustrating issues. I’m 90% of the way to finding HP’s CEO and bringing my clogged nozzle printer down on their stupid face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Is soaking still a thing or can it only be found in memes nowadays?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Trees and algae have different utilities. Trees are beautiful, reduce temperature, offer shade, and produce a modest amount of oxygen. Algae tanks produce vastly more oxygen by volume and cause you to question whether it’s really enough to continue meandering through life in this stone and metal postmodern hellscape and maybe it’s okay to finally indulge in a vacation near open fields and untamed wilderness. The local camping spots might be available in a few weeks if my sanity can hold out. One doesn’t completely substitute the other.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Well, it has been criminal in several uniquely terrible ways for an incredibly long time. 500M to save on 1B in fines is reasonable being that Facebook is nearly dead in Europe and needs the US far more than it used to.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Nothing is happening, some kid was making requests that were entirely ignored until lemmy jumped in. I cried when they said that they preferred discord to email for official communication.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (8 children)

What is a fraud farm?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’d always suspected Santa was against child prostitutes, and now I have the citation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I’m stealing within the first day, pulling off the most ridiculously elaborate pranks within the week, and suicidally bored once the dopamine kick is killed after a month of world-befuddling shenanigans that will hopefully destroy even the conceptual understanding of bureaucracy. Loathe me some bureaucracy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It’s not you, it’s the design. The only means of getting a clean top that I’ve found is to split the seal at the middle with a knife and rip outward.

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