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These posts are exhaustingly far from the reality of the situation. Please don’t make the fediverse kick the puppy that is your optimistic opinion, OP.

Edit: OP downvoted everyone who disagreed with him.

It’s a bit sad that some of the most creative greentexts involve so much casual racism. My favorite makes a random guy at a gas station out to be the schizo personification of a cheap spent cigarette, and you can absolutely taste the sour air stagnating around the writer.

I’m worried about that horse. If it’s on 4chan, it’ll never touch grass again.

Everything after “my house” seems a bit superfluous. The memes below might as well be emojis or bright red arrows and circles pointing at snoop dogg’s 40x jpg compressed joke.

If there were an assurance of safety in advertising then I’d be fine with accepting ads. Insurance or somesuch. Credit card stolen by a pickpocket in a crowded street? Cancel, reverse charges, out an hour, a card replacement fee, and a few weeks of fuming as police do nothing. Multiple compromised devices on your network? Tough luck, buddy. Shouldn’t have used a well trusted site. Enjoy your months of confusion and hundreds spent.

I lose nothing from blocking ads. Ads aren’t an experience to try out, as if pusillanimity has something to do with it. When sites go back to stock banner ads, I’m back in.

You are right, I’m sequestering myself by avoiding malvertising on my expensive electronics. If you have any additional tips to aid in sequestering further, I’ll listen to those.

I do feel bad about it on occasion. But then. I remember getting the ol’ rootkit/worm combo from gamefaqs and forgive myself. These sites have long since lost my trust.

Unfunny I can accept but fake? How dare you?

What, are you trying to suggest that anon lied on MY INTERNET??

This reminded me, does anyone know what the profit margin on ambulance trips are? They must surely be outrageous, but to what degree?

Creative writing involves, at least to me, letting your thoughts arrange themselves in freeform fashion without constraints. Anything written can be trimmed but thoughts should be able to explore themselves using you as a medium. Just be malleable and unafraid of what you find and you too can project confusing experiences onto others! As an aside, chatgpt is terrifyingly good at writing true greentexts.