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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don't go to England.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

My dad's place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it's in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Addiction is a hell of a thing

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sure. And I used to be okay downloading my porn at 56kbps. Now I want my smut so hi-def that I can see the actors' emotional scars. Peoples' standards change as technology advances. If you want to be stuck in 2001, go right ahead, but that doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That M is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this scenario

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was either that or Mohammed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

People kind of just suck at writing in general. It's not a skill that's valued so much, otherwise writers, editors, and proofreaders would be paid more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The sand bucket trick is how I do it as well. Haven't burned down my house yet.

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