fulcrummed

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It can’t get away fast enough!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think a better punchline is “None. The lightbulb has to change itself”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Owning your computer is an ILLUSION

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

They actually just meant it was suitable for use with the Nokia N95 phone.

Damn that was my favourite phone. sigh ‘Twas a simpler time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That’s cos you like boobies instead!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hanlon’s Razor

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, you only try that once - too many bruises.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In our house that’s the dishwasher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So foul and fair a day I have not seen.