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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every day is pizza day here!!! That's what makes us a "Great Place to Work" (GPTW^TM^)

Would you care for a chair massage?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Concur. Also long time user here - but prefer to skip the data collection bit. Imagine showing up at the dentist some day and being chided for missing your back molars last Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The primary use case is for making sure kids and elderly loved ones are brushing their teeth and keeping the brush charged. Also supposedly senses if all teeth are being properly cleaned, although based on reviews that sounds like a stretch. But yeah, the aggregated data is probably marketable somehow - I didn't check their privacy policies.

Electric toothbrushes are a thing. It's understandable that the vendors would like a rationale to track usage. Not beyond the bounds of possibility that in ten years it may be impossible to buy an electric toothbrush that doesn't track usage and try to phone home to report it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Presumably, we can expect 404 to eventually replace 42 as the answer to everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Awesome! Here -- enjoy another mocha latte on us!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Great idea! Here's a starbucks gift voucher for your initiative! Now if we can just figure out how to simulate pizza....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's Capricorn is it? https://piped.video/watch?v=WIjBO26qjYM (Life of Brian - 3 wise men)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

wasn't it originally idiotically named "SQL/Server"?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Quick! Somebody order more pizza and ping pong tables...

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

The guy who runs Reddit is an utter douchebag.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

kidney stones - my only experience with morphine - pretty sweet - apart from the sheer fucking agony preceding it.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Operating Revenue: 33,723,297,000

Cost of Revenue: 19,715,368,000

Gross Profit: 14,007,929,000

Operating Expense: 7,053,926,000

Operating Income: 6,954,003,000

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