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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“It was obviously really tough, we parted with a lot of talented people we cared about" - Mark Zuckerberg

"Mark Zuckerberg made more than $28 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge" https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/business/meta-stock-surge-mark-zuckerberg/index.html

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Easily amused, you might say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

yeah, but now it's even funnier to read complaints about Swift-plane memes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Unshittification

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"This has been linked with major mass political developments including the Brexit referendum in the UK, and the presidency of Donald Trump in the US"

Bingo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kid at school named Miles Long.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hardly ever use Windows myself, but I'm pretty sure you can just download it from Microsoft and refuse all the nags to register it when you are installing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

and they will come with full self-driving

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I love you, bot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Linux, dovecot, postfix and a large quantity of pain medication.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Hookers and blackjack coming soon.

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