finley

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

“ i’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes”

“The entertainer”

“My Darling Clementine” <— This one creeps me out, because it reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek Voyager

[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 months ago (4 children)

that depends on who controls the space internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Sorry, guys. Instead of making a decent product and sell it at a reasonable price, we’re just gonna pay our executives a huge dividend and then give up. Bye! 🖕🏻

PS: Not at all sorry, lol”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’m an organ donor. Says so on my ID.

I extra don’t care what happens to my body after I die. I won’t be using it any more. If it can help others, that’s nice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And now we don’t have to!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Too many” if you’re referring to the beans themselves. “Too much” if you’re referring to refried beans as a dish you have been served.

Edit: just remember: “too many” as reference to a quantity of things, “too much” as reference to a volume or a quantity/amount of a thing. In this case, the “thing” was the dish being served (refried beans). Since it was the dish, itself, being considered (not each individual bean) the phrase was being dealt with, grammatically, as one whole unit— a dish that was served to you, of which you had too much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

their lawyers would probably argue that it's the "unlawful interception of a service", but i don't care.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kinda, but it’s like feeding a starving child nothing but candy until they die.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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