The only thing bing is good for is watching porn and I will stand by that opinion.
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Have you ever heard a sea lion? They're super loud and they all get together and bark.
I got a really cheap one off Amazon for about $35 and my dad loves playing with it and is quite capable even with his Parkinson's. Just make sure you get one that comes with a tuning hammer.
The kalimba is super easy to play. Basically anyone can just pick one up and make something that sounds good!
Have you tried kratom? Especially the red leaf types?
I know it's not the same, but I have bad knees and a bad back. Kratom basically turns off the pain for me. Idk it's worth a shot if anything.
Old homeless secret I guess. When you're in a decently suburban area there's always at least one close by.
When I was homeless and super desperate for a roof over my head I'd pull up some real estate app and filter by foreclosures. They were always empty and I never got bothered by anyone. Do gotta be super sneaky in case there's neighbors or something but there was almost always a window unlocked or something.
This is the best, most comprehensive review on Taco Bell this planet has ever seen.
Just do a video search for whatever your kink is and turn off safe search