To be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)
drolex
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Inshallah it will come to Lemmy, you son of a thousand dogs
Try my 324-pages essay on the philosophical implications of the rabbit-duck
Aw you're too good. Can't you even let your guard down a little? I need this.
Nothing compared to BOFA, which is arguably even worse and a lot more stupid
Man-eating is the middle name though. I mean, he didn't choose his name. The parents were a bit short -sighted here, but frankly it's a little too ominous.
In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a "strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities", but I guess it's a question of optimism
Then lied about them being dead
Then lied about them being alive.
Well they might have been right at some point, let's give them the benefit of the doubt...
You can also debug post-mortem with the minidump or the core dump file with WDT on Windows. Great fun and a good way to brush up on your assembly skills
So, you're a restaurant and when people come for restauranting at restauranting times, you charge them more, because people should actually come restauranting outside restauranting times.
That is, er, innovative.
I don't know how it is in the US, but people will typically go for lunch at lunch times where I live and if a fast food restaurant starts considering this kind of shit, it will promptly go out of business.
Yes, she broke up with a plane and wrote a song about it. Keep up
Maybe Jesus was referring to cigarettes and meant that only Marlboro smokers could go to heaven.
Although 'Jesus' means 'Mexican First Name' in Spanish so it could be something entirely different that we are missing