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Dual SIM phone

Windows: "I gotchu, fam."

Does it work well?

hates Macs

buys M2 Mac

dog knows who's ARM implementation

I’ll have you know they’re actually German (Deutsch)!

AFAIK you don't have to use it as a router. If you configure all the interfaces to LAN it should just act as a switch/AP combo.

I think OP is referring to NAT hairpinning though.

https://nij.ojp.gov/library/publications/through-wall-sensors-law-enforcement-market-survey

IME those can be unreliable though, and they're barely cheaper than Zigbee bulbs

Take a look at Mycroft

WSL or bust